HUMOR BREAK: Bill O'Reilly

Eve says: I really can't stand Bill O'Reilly's show. But the absurdity of the last line of this exchange makes me burst out laughing. Truly, this is "found art." (I'll post serious stuff in a moment, I promise.)

O'REILLY: ...If you're going to open the floodgate that marriage is no longer between a man and a woman, which is what this court did, found a way to do it, then you have to let everybody get married. The commune people can get married. The people who want to marry a duck can come in, all right. You can't...

MURPHY: That's so absurd.

O'REILLY: No. If I want to marry a duck...

MURPHY: No, Bill.

O'REILLY: ... I have a right to...

MURPHY: Bill, the...

O'REILLY: ... marry the duck, all right?

MURPHY: No, the basis for the...

O'REILLY: ... and leave my house to the duck.

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